However mean your life is,meet it and live it ;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poo

咱不差钱，只是手头最近有点紧……所谓一文钱难倒英雄汉，但是人民的智慧是无穷的，没钱？好办，省着用就是了。至于怎么省，只要你愿意勒紧裤腰带，发挥想象力，还怕省不了个一块两块的。

最高雅的省钱：

Getting so worked up by an exciting article that blood pressure goes up thereby increasing body temperature and reducing the need for heating.

看一篇绝妙好文，因兴奋而血压升高，随即体温上升，暖气就可以开小一点了。

有家工厂为了防止工人偷东西，在门口安排了警卫监管。警卫每天晚上都能看到一个人推着一辆满是稻草的小推车走来，直觉告诉他，这人肯定偷了什么东西，于是把稻草翻了个底朝天也没找到……

There was a man who had worked at a factory for twenty years. Every night when he left the plant, he would push a wheelbarrow full of straw to the guard at the gate.

有个男人在工厂工作了20年，每个晚上当他离开工

    A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin[1] was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it.
　　"Is this your car, Mister?" he said.
　　Paul nodded. "My brother